Showing posts with label battlefield 3 funny video. Show all posts
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Thursday, December 8, 2011

Battlefield 3 Banned In Iran!

Iran is mad we virtually kicked their ass.



According to a an article in the Lebanese Daily Star, Electronic Arts’ military-based first-person-shooter,Battlefield 3, has been banned in the country of Iran because of its scenes depicting intense battles in the Iranian city of Tehran.

Interesting, though, is the fact that EA never made any plans to have the game sold in Iran anyway, meaning that all Iranian sales of Battlefield 3 were already illegal before this official ban.

The article notes that the government had received more than 5,000 signatures from “Iranian youths” via an online petition.

“We understand that the story of a videogame is hypothetical … [but] we believe the game is purposely released at a time when the US is pushing the international community into fearing Iran,” read a statement from the government.

Of course, since EA isn’t selling Battlefield 3 in Iran, they’re just fine with the ban, even releasing a statement on the subject reported by Industry Gamers: “In that Battlefield 3 is not available for purchase in Iran, we can only hope the ban will help prevent pirated copies reaching consumers there.”

EA and bans are best friends.

To my understanding, there’s been a long history of popular western items being banned in Iran, as depicted in Marjane Satrapi’s excellent graphic novel, Persepolis. The way Satrapi illustrates it through her own experiences in the 1980s, these bans were measures taken by an oppressive regime.

All of this leads me to wonder just one thing, though: I wonder what the Iranian policy is on using the term “e-peen”?

Friday, October 28, 2011

COD:MW and BF3 - The Real Debate.

Bugs bugs bugs. What alot of people don't understand is that DICE is pushing the boundaries of console and computer gaming. Call of Duty is using the same proven method and sticking with their stability, which is great in a sense, but they need to think outside the box. Battlefield 3 is pushing destruction, huge maps, customization, and vehicles. DICE's Frostbite engine is next generation and everything must start somewhere. Once the bugs get worked out and the game is polished then it will be a different story. I agree that DICE shouldn't have released with so many bugs but EA is pushing the date whether the game is ready or not. Legal contracts must be adhered to when creating games. Go download Unity 3d or CryEngine SDK and attempt to make a basic game with vehicles. It's alot harder than it looks, trust me I've been trying to just get my tank to function right in CryEngine 3 SDK and it's been a nightmare. Battlefield 3 could eventually support 128 players on PC. Not only are they building a FPS, but if you think about it they are building an MMOFPS. One of the first of it's kind. Imagine Battlefield 4 or Battlefield 5 when internet connectivity and server stability has been buffed out. It's gonna be out of this world. Screw COD with it's jumping headshots and predictable firefights. I want to play a team based game where the fight is different almost everytime, at least in Conquest. Nothing gets my heart pounding more than the sight of 3 battle tanks and infantry rushing towards an objective. It's intense. Now think about Call Of Duty with it's annoying killstreaks, predictable maps and spinning jumpshot headshot snipers. No thanks.

What I'm trying to get across to the fanbase is this. Let the team at DICE work the kinks out. Yeah you might be mad because you dropped 60 bucks on a new game and it runs like shit, but give them some credit. This game is next-gen and the devs are thinking outside the box. If you read their Twitter they are working 24/7 to fix every single issue with the game. No matter how much testing goes on behind the scenes, the developers can never account for every single different hardware setup. But at least they are dedicated to buffing it out.

What I'm trying to tell DICE is this. Don't grab ideas from Call Of Duty. Keep the game as it was originally intended with a focus on huge maps and huge firefights with vehicles. Don't get all Call of Duty on us now and loose your fanbase.

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Cons of Battlefield 3 Since Release.

Ok, don't get me wrong I love Battlefield 3 and the Battlefield series. I always have and I always will, but there are some major bugs that need to be patched before this game is considered 'great' like they hyped it up to be. I play on PC. So these cons only apply to PC. Sorry consoles, from reading Battlefield 3's official Twitter account I can see that you guys are having way too many issues with server stability. Hopefully today's patch will fix it. The patch also adds horns to vehicles, YAY.

Cons:
     1. Jets are awesome, but if you don't have a joystick it's like flying a bus in midair.
     2. Mobile Anti-aircraft is too good. I literally sat in our uncap with a AA vehicle and got 10 kills 0 deaths multiple times. They need to be toned down. It got so bad that people were getting mad at me because they couldn't fly for more than 5 seconds. Not my fault, blame DICE. Tone it down.
     3. Some of the maps are one sided. I mean that out of 100 games a possible 90% are going to be won by the same team. Balance it please.
     4. Texture bleeding. This was supposed to be fixed before release. Alot of times I'm running or aiming and I can't even see my weapon or sight. Really annoying.
     5. Green flickering during games. Another thing that was supposed to be fixed before launch. Fix it.
     6. Some spawn points are placed in the middle of an objective. This is bullshit, put the spawn point somewhere behind a wall or something, not directly in the middle right next to the flag.
     7. How hard would it be to have an immunity timer for 10 seconds after the round starts in hardcore mode. I'm tired of getting run over or shot by one of my teammates as soon as the game starts.
     8. The flak specialization is basically useless.
     9. Rush Mode - This is joke on half of the maps you can't even get past the first point because of the way it's designed. Fix it.
     10. Joining the squad you want to join is a hassle. Where's the old system from bfbc2?
     11. Flashlights on weapons. Another joke. Getting blinded from 2 clicks away is a joke. Getting blinded from a flashlight 300meters away during daylight in the desert sucks. Fix it damnit.
     12. Knifing people needs to be buffed out, it's too unpredictable in terms of where you have to be to knife someone.
     13. Dedicated servers running one map all day are sometimes getting bugged and cycling through all the maps including game modes that arent even supposed to be on that server. For example, I join an Operation Firestorm 24/7 server, after the round ends the map changes to rush damavand peak and it definately wasn't the admin because i'm talking to him.
     14. Sound. It's in and out, but I've noticed lately the sound goes out when I'm in the tank. Sometimes it goes out when I'm in a jet also. Alot of people are having issues with sound. I think DICE put so much focus on the graphics and destruction engine they forgot that the sound in the game is badass and could be over the top if the bugs are worked out.


Overall I'm very pleased with this game. I've had loads of fun playing an engineer. During the Alpha test I leveled assault and once you get smoke taking objectives in Rush becomes alot easier. In fact moving anywhere becomes easy with smoke, this is common knowledge in the military. Sniper = pop smoke and flank. During Beta I leveled my Sniper up. Great class to play once you start getting better weapons but I hope it doesn't end up like COD or bfbc2 where snipers are just OP and you have 3/4 of your team snipers.

Wednesday, October 26, 2011

Battlefield 3 Official Review List.

Day by day, Battlefield 3 is launching in more territories, and the first review scores are in! Let's take a look at what the experts are saying...

  • "This is a huge game by anybody's standards, with a comprehensive singleplayer, meaty co-op and gargantuan multiplayer, delivering more content than several of today's triple A titles combined." - 5/5 GameSpy.com

  • "With dozens of players battling across nine massive maps in tanks, jeeps, helicopters, jets, or on foot, multiplayer matches feel like a genuine war rather than a small-scale skirmish." - 9.5/10  GameInformer.com

  • "...the multiplayer component is worth the price of entry alone.” - A- 1UP.com

  • “Battlefield 3 offers an unforgettable, world-class multiplayer suite that's sure to excite shooter fans, whether they fired their first bullet in Battlefield 1942 or have just now heeded Battlefield's call of duty.” - 9/10 IGN.com

  • “But when DICE is doing what it's always done best, Battlefield 3 is a uniquely mesmerizing multiplayer game with a seemingly endless number of ways to feel like a success.” - 4.5/5 Joystiq.com

More reviews:

We’re getting tons of great feedback directly from our community! Head over to our Twitter feed to find the highlights! Thanks for making Battlefield 3 the best Battlefield ever! Now what are you waiting for? Jump in the game and see what the critics are raving about!

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Thursday, October 13, 2011

Battlefield 3 Funny Video.

LMFAO. Just watch it, don't argue with me.


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